1.Watching Scotty Die
Lyricist：Joseph Genaro, Rodney Linderman, Dead Sabatino, David
Schulthise
I've got a kid, his name is Scott
He's goin' blind and his blood just will not clot
The doctors line in rows
To stick tubes up Scotty's nose
There is the field
Where Scotty used to play
Until Ortho Orange Number 42
Was dumped in it one day
I think it's so funny, I laugh until I cry
Just me and God, watchin' Scotty die
Just me and God, watchin' Scotty die
The chemical plant across the street
Leaves off steam that colors our white sheets
It's been happening for years
Now I'm crying rainbow tears
One day my dog went out to play
Instead of gray, he came back colored yellow
The chemical men said, 'Stay mellow'
It happens all the time, now Scotty's skin is lime
I think it's so funny, I laugh until I cry
Just me and God, watchin' Scotty die
Just me and God, watchin' Scotty die
2.I Am The Walrus
Lyricist：Joseph Genaro, Rodney Linderman, Dead Sabatino, David
Schulthise
A young Watusi watches 'I Love Lucy'
And I think, 'What can this mean？'
A goat goes to school and makes us look like fools
And I think, 'What can this mean？'
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Sold my niece to Edwin Meese
And I wonder what life's about
Talked of tires while your dog caught fire
And I wonder what life's about
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Yeah! Some nights I'm lying in bed wonderin' what would happen
If Nancy Sinatra suddenly freaked out and climbed a tree and
decided
She doesn't want to do 'These Boots are Made for Walking' any
more
And all she ever wanted to do for the rest of her natural life
was
Hum the 'Theme from Swat'
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Poke out your eyes and move to Portland
Kill your wife and move to Portland
Burn down your home and move to Portland
Come on everybody! We're movin' to Portland
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Yeah I am the walrus!
3.(Theme From)Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern
Lyricist：Joseph Genaro, Rodney Linderman, Dead Sabatino, David
Schulthise
You are invited
To the 'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
You are invited
So, bring something we can burn
You are invited
You might wanna bring some extra towels
Just in case someone
Happens to get disemboweled
'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
You are invited
To the 'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
You are invited
So many things for you to learn
You are invited
You might wanna bring some extra dip
A case of RC Cola
And a couple of leather whips
'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
Sunday is gloomy
My hours are slumberless
Dearest the shadows
Are living or numberless
Little white flowers
Will never awaken you
Not where the black coach
Of sorrow has taken you
Angels have no thought
Of ever returning you
Would they be angry
If I thought of joining you？
Death is no dream
In death I'm caressing you
And with my last breath
I will be blessing you
God, I hate poetry
No art, no art
No art, no art
No
You are invited
To the 'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
You are invited
So, bring something we can burn
You are invited
You might wanna bring some extra towels
Just in case someone
Happens to get disemboweled
'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern'
Look at that fern
It's big and it's green
It's the healthiest fern
That I've ever seen
4.The Pit
Lyricist：Joseph Genaro, Rodney Linderman, Dead Sabatino, David
Schulthise
Are you ready Dave？ Uh, uh
Malory？ Okay
Joe？ I don't know
Well, alright fellas, let's go
Hee and a hoe and I love my baby so
In the bottom of the bottomless pit
Don't make a sound or we might drag your baby down
To the bottom of the bottomless pit
I'm covered with slime and ick and goo
But that's okay 'cause my woman is too
And we live in the stench of a dirt-walled hole
And we don't give a damn about pest control
It's a hee and a hoe, God, I love my baby so
In the bottom of the bottomless pit
Don't make a sound or we might drag your baby down
To the bottom of the bottomless pit
Well, call us nauseating if that's what you please
Or call us Ron and Nancy 'cause it's all the same disease
This kind of thing happens in the best of homes
This kind of thing happens wherever I roam
It's a hee and a hoe and I love my baby so
In the bottom of the bottomless pit
Don't make a sound or we might drag your baby down
To the bottom of the bottomless pit
I wanna hear you shout the words to this song
So let's all join in and we'll all sing along
And maybe scare the neighbors or your mom and dad
Or maybe get rich off some brand new fad
It's a hee and a hoe and I love my baby so
In the bottom of the bottomless pit
Don't make a sound or we might drag your baby down
To the bottom of the bottomless pit
5.Tacoland
Lyricist：Joseph Genaro, Rodney Linderman, Dean Sabatino, David
Schulthise
There's a place
In San Anton
Where I can go
And not feel alone
Tacoland, it's a panacea
Tacoland, they're always glad to see ya
You'll understand
When you go on
Down to Tacoland
When I feel
My world is lost
I go to Tacoland
And I get really tossed
I wish my band would always play
Tacoland, I want to stay
You'll understand
When you go on
Down to Tacoland
There's a girl with dirty hair
She's got her dress up in the air
She tells a lot of jokes
Hell, she's got a lot to share
Tacoland, we ate a lot of figs
They passed around a bottle
And we took a lot of swigs
It's nature's plan
To go on
Down to Tacoland
Tacoland just three quarters of a mile
Past the Rockwood exit
In beautiful downtown
San Antonio, Texas
6.Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance to Anything)
Lyricist：Joesph Genaro, Dean Sabatino, David Schulthise, Rodney
Underman
You'll dance to anything
You'll dance to anything
You'll dance to anything
You'll dance to anything
Oh, baby, look at you
Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux
How long'd it take to get that way
What a terrible waste of energy
You wear black clothes, say you're poetic
The sad truth is you're just pathetic
Get into the groove just get out of my way
Came here to drink not to get laid
So why don't you just go on home
'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone
You'll dance to anything
You'll dance to anything
Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual
'Cause you're just another boring bisexual
I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party
Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees
80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
80 points of I.Q. located within
Know what you are？ You're a bunch of
Artfags, Artfags, Artfags, Artfags
Choke on this you dance-a-teria types
You'll dance to anything by The Communards
You'll dance to anything by Book of Love
You'll dance to anything by The Smiths
You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode
You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited
You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth
You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid
Europeans who come over here
With their big hairdos intent on taking our money
Instead of giving your cash, where it belongs
To a decent American artist like myself
You'll dance to anything
7.Surfin' Cow
Lyricist：Joesph Genaro, Dean Sabatino, David Schulthise, Rodney
Underman
Find my baby
Gonna find her now
She looks like Patti Smith
Surfin' cow
Surf's up dude
Surf's up dude
Find my baby
Gonna find her now
Gonna drag her home
Surfin' cow
Surf's up dude
8.Jellyfish Heaven
Lyricist：Joseph Genaro, Rodney Linderman, Dead Sabatino, David
Schulthise
Gotta go somewhere
When you die
So why not see the world
Through jellyfish eyes
Jellyfish heaven
Where jellyfish go
To get away from Mormons
And drunk Eskimos
Jellyfish heaven is a lot like LA
If you're bad
You'll go to hell
And jellyfish will sting you
And your body will swell
Jellyfish heaven
In the big blue sea
Where it's too cold to surf
And it's too warm to ski
Jellyfish heaven is full of dead
Jellyfish
People always saying
'I won't eat jellyfish
'Cause they ain't got no bones
And you can't make a wish'
People always shouting
'Don't go swimming near those things'
But when they're close to dying
You can hear them sing
Jellyfish heaven
Is not like Japan
Jellyfish heaven
Is not like Thailand
Jellyfish heaven
Is a lot like LA
Sweet jellyfish
Sweet jellyfish
I've been dazed and confused
For so long, it's not true
I wanted a jellyfish
Never bargained for you
Lots of people talking
Few of them know
Soul of a jellyfish
Was created below
Papa, don't preach
I'm gonna keep my jellyfish
I've been tied to the jellyfish
Tied to the jellyfish
Tied to the jellyfish
Oh Lord, I feel like I'm dying
9.The Badger Song
Lyricist：Joseph Genaro, Rodney Linderman, Dead Sabatino, David
Schulthise
Out in the woods, up to no good
I wanna make friends with the badger
The woodchuck likes me, we smoke PCP
I wanna make friends with the badger
I mean it, I wanna make friends with the badger
For real, I wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the badger
Get drunk with owls, drop acid with cows
I wanna make friends with the badger
I'll stand on my head till I'm legally dead
I wanna make friends with the badger
From the heart, I wanna make friends with the badger
You know it, I wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the badger
I wanna make friends with the badger
I wanna make friends with the badger
The badger's your friend
Make friends with the badger
The badger's your friend
Make friends with the badger
The badger's your friend
Make friends with the badger
The badger's your friend
Make friends with the badger
The badger's your friend
I wanna make friends with the badger
Climbing the trees, spreading disease
I wanna make friends with the badger
I wouldn't lie, I wanna make friends with the badger
He's my buddy, I wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the badger
I wanna make friends with the badger
The badger's your friend
Make friends with the badger
The badger's your friend
Make friends with the badger
The badger's your friend
Make friends with the badger
The badger's your friend
Make love to the badger
The badger's your friend
I wanna make friends with the badger
Smoking the leaves, I do what I please
I wanna make friends with the badger
I wanna make friends with the badger
I wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the badger
I wanna make friends with the badger
10.Going to Graceland
Lyricist：Joseph Genaro, Rodney Linderman, Dead Sabatino, David
Schulthise
Goin' to Graceland
We're goin' today
I'm so happy I just can't wait
Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died
When we get to Graceland
We'll have to ride a bus
We'd better watch our language
Or the guards will beat us up
We'll get to make some cheap jokes
And buy cheaper souvenirs
If this were Disneyworld
I'd buy a pair of Elvis ears
They say it costs eight-fifty
Just to see his house
Where they keep all his records
And his fifteen foot long couch
It might seem like a rip-off
But I'm goin' anyway
We're goin' to Graceland today
Goin' to Graceland
It's gonna be great
I'm so happy I just can't wait
Gonna see the bucket that Elvis Presley kicked
Goin' to Graceland
It's gonna be fun
We'll get to see all Elvis's guns
Gonna tell us all about his favorite TV shows
Goin' to Graceland
We'll stand in line
We'll get to have a wild time
Gonna get to buy, 'Love Me Tender Shampoo'
When my time comes
That's how I wanna go
Stoned and fat and wealthy
And sitting on the bowl
Lots of people say
That it's sad The King is gone
Well, Elvis might be dead
But his cash flow lives on
I'll be so excited
When I see the Jungle Room
Where Elvis made some records
Including Moody Blue
Graceland is callin'
And I just can't stay away
We're goin' to Graceland today
Goin' to Graceland
We're gonna cut loose
There's plenty of tourists for us to use
Gonna act real stupid and try to pick up girls
Goin' to Graceland
We're gonna go wild
We'll go to his grave and try to smile
Gonna buy velvet paintings and Elvis Presley forks
Goin' to Graceland
We're goin' to Graceland
We're goin' to Graceland
We're goin' to Graceland
Goin' to Graceland
We're going to Hell
We're gonna sing Heartbreak Hotel
Gonna see the uniform that Elvis Presley wore
What are we waitin' for？
Let's leave right now
We're goin' to Graceland
And I don't care how
E Pluribus Elvis
That's what I say
We're goin' to Graceland today
11.Nitro Burning Funny Cars
Lyricist：Joseph Genaro, Rodney Linderman, Dead Sabatino, David
Schulthise
Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump
Let's test our love, let's press our luck
Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped
Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump
This world is full of people who
Spend their lives in shoppin' malls
Let's go drinkin' on Highway 9
We'll get smashed and have a wild time
This world is full of people who
Think a lot about bowlin' balls
No one will ever fall in love with a
Nitro burnin' funny car
No one will ever have lunch with a
Nitro burnin' funny car
Let's go dinin' on rocks and glass
Get the hiccups if we eat too fast
See how long our love can last
Let's go dinin' on rocks and glass
This world is full of people who
Sit too long when the light is green
Let's find some statues and then deface 'em
I wanna beat up on Casey Casem
This world is full of people who
Eat a lot of franks and beans
No one will ever buy a present for a
Nitro burnin' funny car
No one will ever go campin' with a
Nitro burnin' funny car
Let's entertain some ugly thoughts
We'll cross our fingers so we won't get caught
We'll forget what we've been taught
Let's entertain some ugly thoughts
This world is full of people who
Crack their knuckles and talk too loud
Let's play some records and worship Satan
I tell you baby that it sure beats paintin'
This world is full of people who
Look a lot like Gavin McCloud
No one will really gives a damn about
Nitro burnin' funny cars
No one will ever write a song called
Nitro burnin' funny cars
Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump
Let's test our love, let's press our luck
Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump
12.City Of Mud
Built ourselves a city and we made it out of mud
We dried it off this morning, out there in the desert sun
And we never do no working, just sit and watch TV
Well, I finally found a city, full of people just like me
Well, we're gonna drag Bruce Springsteen
By his Axe through our streets
By the time we're done
The Boss will look like a side of beef
We've got plans for other wankers
Who might come through our town
Y'know we're going to rid the world
Of those Top-40 clowns
Then we're going to buy some bombs
Just like the big boys have
So don't call us losers
Or you might just make us mad
Built ourselves a city and we propped it up with wood
We were drunk when we made it
Hell, we did the best we could
And still we don't do no working, just sit and watch TV
Well, I finally found a city, full of people just like me
Someone tried to build a health spa
But we quickly burned it down
'Cause we don't want any healthy people
Ruining our town
Y'know, we used to have a K-Mart
We burnt that sucker too
'Cause they wouldn't let you in
Without a shirt or shoes
And we never paved the roads
We just bought VCR's
When you got good movies
Hell, you don't need any cars
Built ourselves a city and we call it WiseGuyVille
And we made a few mistakes like putting children on the pill
And we never do no working 'cause we got cable TV
Hell, I finally found a city, full of people just like me
Someday we'll have a new land from sea to shining sea
Someday we'll have a country, full of people just like me
13.Take Me to the Specialist
I like to scream
I like to yell
That's 'cause I'm sick
and I need help
The specialist won't hurt me
He's not like the nuns
He's got a lot of pretty pills
I think I'll take some yellow ones
Take me to the specialist
I know that I'm crazy
I know that I'm nuts
But at least I admit it
And I think that takes some guts
The specialist doesn't care
What the voices say
He's got a lot of pretty pills
To make the voices go away
Take me to the specialist
Mr. Huberty
Yes, God？
You wouldn't happen to have any power tools？
And if I'm hopeless
Well, that's the breaks
The cookie crumbles
The loony shakes
The specialist can see it
From my point of view
He understands me
'Cause he hears voices too
Take me to the specialist
I hear weasels!
14.Big Time Operator
Alright!
Kill the motherfucker!
Nahahahahaha
BlbBlbBlbBlb Blbbbb
Gather round me everybody
Let me tell you who I am
'Cause I'm a big time operator
And they call me High Hat Sam
I'm a big time operator
Operatin' through the land
Got a thousand pretty women
Waitin' for me where I go
And when it comes to doing nothin'
Hey, I'm really in the know
'Cause I'm a big time operator
And the ladies like it so...
Two, three, four!
Look out Stevie Ray Vaughan
Look out Charlie Sexton
Look out you cheesy Texas motherfuckers!
Alright!
PCP!
LSD!
MDA!
Ecstasy! Yeah!
Alright here we go!
Just me!
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Alright now Joe!
Gather round me everybody
Let me tell you who I am
'Cause I'm a big time operator
And they call me High Sam
Well I'm a big time operator
Operatin' through the land
Two, three, four!
15.Rocketship
Rock-et ship (x2)
I'm going on a trip
Far away
I am leaving today (x2)
Rock-et ship (x2)
My bags are packed
I'm ready to go
I'm ready to go-o
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
Liftoff
Goin' to Planet X
There's a girl on Planet X
I don't know her
But that's alright
She don't know me either
Rock-et ship (x2)
I'm goin' on a trip
Far away
I am leaving today (x2)
Rock-et ship (x4)
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